epic-humor:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

thesociallyawkwardasian:

‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: amaloli)

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

style-fad:

my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago